Suburban State of Mind

Steven Colbert is just hilarious. He had Alicia Keys on The Colbert Report, and she performed her version of Empire State of Mind, which in on her new album. Fast forward to roughly 4:42 to listen to Colbert's take on Empire State of Mind. I was actually impressed with his flow.

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by yardie4lifever2

wish i was from a suburb in new york

It's the Situation

It's called Jersey Shore, and it just might be the most compelling television ever produced by MTV. So meet the cast members of this new show. But be warned, you may just be overcome with the desire to gel your hair afterwords. Or do an ab workout.



Wishing I was a Guido,

the whitest kid you know

PS: finals suck. but you knew that already.

eminem leak

he sounds like less of an arab in the new songs for Relapse: Refill. he also calls out lance bass, clay aiken, and adam lambert. and no, he does not call them faggots. its: "Sorry, Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it/ They get so mad, when I call them both fake/ It's all these f---ing voices in my head, I can't take it/ Someone shut that f---ing baby up, before I shake it."



i think this might be better than any song on the original Relapse.

high class

just watch the first few minutes of this video. it'll show you how some people are.



dude baseball swings at the goalie and just skates away without concern. piece of shit. isnt gonna get suspended either.

PS: on a funnier note, if you havent done so yet, check out Between Two Ferns on funnyordie.com. it's definitely worth your while.
http://www.funnyordie.com/search/a?q=between+two+ferns&commit=Search